Date: 4.18.2012

In the Reality TV show that is our nation's presidential race, there is plenty of time and room for the current candidates to say and do something stupid. Rick Santorum, according to this blog post, has declared war on Heavy Metal music, claiming that, among other things, it makes people lactose intolerant. Regardless of the fact that the blog is a work of satirical fiction, we had to make a joke about it anyway. It was too perfect to pass up.

, -Xander