Meet Duncio Formaggio de Puttana - our resident hapless assassin. It's no mystery that Jackson and I are fans of the Assassin's Creed franchise, and we have had so much fun recounting all our screw-ups from the game and compiling them into Duncio. He is basically the sum of all the times in the game when we have missed a jump, dropped off a ledge instead of climbed, had the wrong weapon equipped, or just plain tripped over an old lady. His outfit is a hand-me-down of a hand-me-down, and his cloak is a bedsheet. This is going to be fun, enjoy!
PS: If you've seen The Hobbit, and you're on the twitter-verse, follow this feed! It's a bit of fun from us here at We Doomed! It's a narrative twitter feed of the character Azog, the pale orc (who was arguably the most metal character in the film. With Dwalin a close second). Anyhow, check it out!