The sad truth comes out. Slam poetry is, in fact, not Metal. Check out Jackson's solution next week!
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PS: If you've seen The Hobbit, and you're on the twitter-verse, follow this feed! It's a bit of fun from us here at We Doomed! It's a narrative twitter feed of the character Azog, the pale orc (who was arguably the most metal character in the film. With Dwalin a close second). Anyhow, check it out!